*deletes your shitty comment so fast i break the sound barrier*
"haha hey remember when you liked-"
I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
*looks at bank account and cries*
my dad just asked me why leonardo da vinci never won an oscar
fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude